rudewisdom

rudewisdom https://www.rudewisdom.com Your go-to shop for all things rude and wicked! Everything we sell is handmade, quirks and all. We never use A.I. Based in Los Angeles. 121295280 "Have a Christmas, Mary" SMALL card 5-pack Send these to the drag-lovers in your life...or just, you know, some rednecks you don't like.Created with anarchistic abandon, wild color palette, and Risograph style, illustrated by me. A set of 5 SMALL cards, printed on thick card stock with brown Kraft envelopes. Small card dimensions: 4.25x 5.5 inches.Outside:Have a Christmas, Mary.Inside:blank 15.00 USD https://www.rudewisdom.com/product/5-pack-have-a-christmas-mary-holiday-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431713722/mary-pack-christmas.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431713719/mary-pack.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431713725/blank.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431870034/card+sizes.jpg 121295280 new in stock 121294899 "Big City Whores" greeting card You miss your whorefriend. Let her know how much.Created with anarchistic abandon, wild color palette, and Risograph style, illustrated by me. It's printed on thick card stock and comes with a brown Kraft envelope. Standard Card dimensions: 5 x 7 inches.Outside:Look at us...just a couple of gals-on-the-go, whoring it up in the big city.Inside:God I miss you. 6.00 USD https://www.rudewisdom.com/product/gals-on-the-go-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431712237/Look+at+us.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431712234/Look+at+us+2.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431870256/card+sizes.jpg 121294899 new in stock 121294872 "No More Fucks" greeting card Let the card do all the talking.Created with anarchistic abandon, wild color palette, and Risograph style, illustrated by me. It's printed on thick card stock and comes with a brown Kraft envelope. Standard Card dimensions: 5 x 7 inches.Outside:I have no more fucks to give.Inside:blank 6.00 USD https://www.rudewisdom.com/product/nomorefucks-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431712201/no+more+fucks.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431712315/blank.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431870226/card+sizes.jpg 121294872 new in stock 121294767 "Pumpkin Spice Farts" holiday card What's that godawful smell? Must be Pumpkin Spice Season again!Created with anarchistic abandon, wild color palette, and Risograph style, illustrated by me. It's printed on thick card stock and comes with a brown Kraft envelope. Standard Card dimensions: 5 x 7 inches.Outside:Smells like pumpkin spice farts in here.Inside:blank 6.00 USD https://www.rudewisdom.com/product/pumpkin-farts-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431712621/farts-xmas.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431711838/pumpkin+farts.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431711835/blank.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431870388/card+sizes.jpg 121294767 new in stock 121294689 "Liquored Up Christmas" holiday card Mother always said, Nothing beats the holiday blues like a bottle of gin. Cheers!Created with anarchistic abandon, wild color palette, and Risograph style, illustrated by me. It's printed on thick card stock and comes with a brown Kraft envelope. Standard Card dimensions: 5 x 7 inches.Outside:I’ll be home for Christmas— right after I hit up this liquor store. Inside:blank 6.00 USD https://www.rudewisdom.com/product/copy-of-i-hate-christmas-music-holiday-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431712591/liquor-xmas.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431711547/Ill+be+home.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431711781/blank.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431870418/card+sizes.jpg 121294689 new in stock 121294644 "I hate Christmas music" holiday card Are you sick and tired of Christmas music? Share the love.Created with anarchistic abandon, wild color palette, and Risograph style, illustrated by me. It's printed on thick card stock and comes with a brown Kraft envelope. Standard Card dimensions: 5 x 7 inches.Outside: I swear to god Betty, if I hear one more Christmas song, I’m going to stab my eardrums with a pencil.Inside:blank 6.00 USD https://www.rudewisdom.com/product/betty-holiday-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431854224/betty-xmas.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431854212/Betty.jpg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431712138/blank.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431870409/card+sizes.jpg 121294644 new in stock 121294083 "Have a Christmas, Mary" holiday card For the drag-lover in your life...or just, you know, some redneck you don't like.Created with anarchistic abandon, wild color palette, and Risograph style, illustrated by me. It's printed on thick card stock and comes with a brown kraft envelope. Standard Card dimensions: 5 x 7 inches.Outside:Have a Christmas, Mary.Inside:blank 6.00 USD https://www.rudewisdom.com/product/christmas-mary-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431712564/mary-xmas.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431709207/Mary+Christmas.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431712558/blank.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431870382/card+sizes.jpg 121294083 new in stock 121294056 "You're fucking old." birthday card I'm gonna be blunt. You're fucking old.Created with anarchistic abandon, wild color palette, and Risograph style, illustrated by me. It's printed on thick card stock and comes with a brown Kraft envelope. Standard Card dimensions: 5 x 7 inches.Outside:Your test results are in —you're fucking old.Inside:blank 6.00 USD https://www.rudewisdom.com/product/fucking-old-birthday-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431709075/Test+results.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431712129/blank.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431870319/card+sizes.jpg 121294056 new in stock 121293489 "Queen of Denial" birthday card Set your sista straight with this hilarious birthday card.Created with anarchistic abandon, wild color palette, and Risograph style, illustrated by me. It's printed on thick card stock and comes with a brown Kraft envelope. Standard Card dimensions: 5 x 7 inches.Outside:How dare you imply it's my birthday.Inside:Happy Birthday to the Queen of Denial. 6.00 USD https://www.rudewisdom.com/product/denial https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431707233/How+dare+you.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431707230/How+dare+you+2.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431870274/card+sizes.jpg 121293489 new in stock 121292394 "Get Freaky" birthday card For the little freak in your life. They know who they are.Created with anarchistic abandon, wild color palette, and Risograph style, illustrated by me. It's printed on thick card stock and comes with a brown Kraft envelope. Standard Card dimensions: 5 x 7 inches.Outside:—This is where Kevin and I will put the scullery pantry with Carrara marble counters and a Sub-Zero fridge. It will be divine!—You’re such a freak.Inside:Get freaky on your birthday! 6.00 USD https://www.rudewisdom.com/product/get-freaky-birthday-card https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431704845/Kevin.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431704848/Kevin2.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/431870352/card+sizes.jpg 121292394 new in stock